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Flirting in hopes of free lunch? Yes yes I am.

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the funniest thing about being the oldest child is the amount of baby photos of you vs your younger siblings there are entire photo albums with names like “july-halloween 1996” with nothing but me sitting there on blankets and i think my sister has like 3 pictures of her childhood in total

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A summery of my first three days as a barista.
Me: Welcome to Biggby! What can I get you?
Customer: I'll have a caramel marvel with an extra shot.
Me: Hot, iced, or frozen?
Customer: Frozen, please. And can I also get a bagel with that?
Me: Sure! Would you like your bagel hot, iced, or fro...zen..?
Customer: ....
Me: ....
Customer: ....hot....
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Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.


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"This morning, I lost my husband and my best friend, while the world lost one of its most beloved artists and beautiful human beings. I am utterly heartbroken. On behalf of Robin’s family, we are asking for privacy during our time of profound grief. As he is remembered, it is our hope the focus will not be on Robin’s death, but on the countless moments of joy and laughter he gave to millions."

Susan Schneider, Robin Williams’ wife (x)

In the coming weeks, I hope people remember this statement, particularly the last bit. 

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hey you guys!! obviously there’s some upsetting news going around, and it might be a little difficult to be online right now for some of you. 

here is a masterpost of resources to distract or cheer yourself up. if you are at all triggered by this news, taking care of yourself should take first priority to participating in the worldwide outpouring of grief. 

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