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*Puts 1,3-difourylbenzene between teeth*

It’s metafour.


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Does anyone else remember that scene on M*A*S*H where they had a wounded young soldier recovering in post-op, but he kept trying to kill himself. So one day, after yet another suicide attempt, Colonel Potter started acting like he was going to kill the kid, but the soldier started fighting back…

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"Females create life, males end it. War, crime, violence, are primarily male franchises. Man shit. It’s nature’s supreme joke.
Deep in the womb, men start out as the good thing, and wind up as the crappy thing. Not all men. Just enough. Just enough to fuck things up."
- George Carlin, ‘When will Jesus bring the Pork Chops?’, “The Male Disease” (via the-enigma-conundrum)

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I need your help

i need to find this book. it came out about four years ago.

here is the summary 

A teen aged boy running away from home on a river is sucked into an under water cave and can’t escape. he then finds a body… he takes the ring off the body… and then finds a dog then he meets a strange old man that has been lost in the cave for years… together they find a tunnel that leads out of the cave system… they find a cellar and honey… yeah i need to find out what bood this was.

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"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”

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