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I need your help

i need to find this book. it came out about four years ago.

here is the summary 

A teen aged boy running away from home on a river is sucked into an under water cave and can’t escape. he then finds a body… he takes the ring off the body… and then finds a dog then he meets a strange old man that has been lost in the cave for years… together they find a tunnel that leads out of the cave system… they find a cellar and honey… yeah i need to find out what bood this was.

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hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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clarabooty:

and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”

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hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

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snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers

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"Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up.”I thought you must be dead …” he said simply. “So did I for a while,” said Ford, “and then I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.” Arthur cleared his throat, and then did it again. “Where,” he said, “did you…?” “Find a gin and tonic?” said Ford brightly. “I found a small lake that thought it was a gin and tonic, and jumped in and out of that. At least, I think it thought it was a gin and tonic.” “I may,” he addded with a grin which would have sent sane men scampering into the trees, “have been imagining it.”"
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Ford updating Arthur about what he’s been doing for the past four years (the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)

Where do I get “grin which would have sent sane men scampering into the trees”? Cause I want one.

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