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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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I wonder who is going to replace Jenna Coleman since she’s not returning to Doctor Who after this series.

A slim white female in her 20s whose casting is based mostly on how attractive Steven Moffat finds her. Next question.

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Flirting in hopes of free lunch? Yes yes I am.

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fitslikemytshirt:

the funniest thing about being the oldest child is the amount of baby photos of you vs your younger siblings there are entire photo albums with names like “july-halloween 1996” with nothing but me sitting there on blankets and i think my sister has like 3 pictures of her childhood in total

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A summery of my first three days as a barista.
Me: Welcome to Biggby! What can I get you?
Customer: I'll have a caramel marvel with an extra shot.
Me: Hot, iced, or frozen?
Customer: Frozen, please. And can I also get a bagel with that?
Me: Sure! Would you like your bagel hot, iced, or fro...zen..?
Customer: ....
Me: ....
Customer: ....hot....